In the Swindling Business

Join us as we dive into about swindling strangers and the you got, got mentality, If you ever thought there was no correlation between running and clubbing prepare to understand the dynamics of our way of thinking. Get ready for a wild ride through the comedy of cons, VIP tables, and the age-old dispute on the genuine enjoyment of running versus the allure of the club scene.

Chapters

• 0:00 Intro
• 17:18 Henny Shots
• 21:47 Club Dresscodes
• 29:18 Buying tables
• 35:40 In the running business
• 39:20 Running Vs Clubbing
• 53:40 Outro

Transcript

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And we're back with the Bahamas. Oh, no. Anyways, welcome back to Simply Chatting. It's your host, Noel. Today we have back to back episodes with. Absolutely. Marcus Haynes. Ethan. LLMNOP. Mr. Elemental P. Y'all have to come to Mr. No, no. I'm calling myself Mr. Elemental P. This nigga with man character syndrome again. It's not even. It's 100% man character syndrome. You started off the last episode talking about how good you looked in the mirror. And you were like, yo, I'm really sexy. Oh, okay. Ha ha ha. Mean character syndrome. That's fair. I mean I could be a social fabric. That's not you be what? Social path sociopath social No, I thought you said social pimp Be the pin don't sound bad. Oh, yo, you're trying to go to LA bro. Why? to be a pimp? No, that's what I'm saying. In LA, they have decriminalized lord ring for the purposes of prostitution. But not for the pimp. What? Not for the pimp. What would a pimp get in trouble for? I don't know, maybe watching a prostitution ring go down. How would he know that? I don't know, because like, is he, listen, is he? Maybe running like a sex trafficking ring. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, that would be great. Yeah, that's what I'm getting at. I feel like that part's still illegal. See, loitering for the part for the purpose of prostitution is like different from watching someone and facilitating prostitution. So you're trying to go to L.A. to sell some asses? No. What? No, no, no. Not at all. He's trying to sell bitches. Assaulting bitches no selling I didn't say a soul I said sell I know but we No reason, why can't it be something peaceful? So what peaceful shit you wanna talk about, Noel? Alright, so I was... Nah. I was walking down the street the other day. I saw a butterfly. So going back to the pimpin' shit, right? So... Alright, so we all know the story about the Tinder Swindler, right? The Tinder Swindler, yeah. No, I don't. I don't know. I really don't. I'm trying to figure out how you're gonna relate. You gotta explain it to me. You wanna paraphrase it for me? You know about it too? Yeah, so it was like a humongous thing was like some dude on Tindo was like acting like a millionaire or billionaire Whatever. Yeah, and he will be flying out like two different countries Whatever like showing off like private planes and shit like that Sure, but he will fly bitches out and then be like, oh like showing them like a luxurious life I mean like hey like something happened that can I borrow $50,000? Oh shit, and these girls ball are Maxing out the image car just like paid Do you think that he is that attractive or he's just that rich? I think these women were taking advantage of yes, and so I'm saying like what makes it so easy I'm saying is what you think made because like to say to me like my mother couldn't get $50,000 from me Seriously, she's going to jail. Is it because is it because it's your mom's or is because you don't have $50,000? I'm saying I mean, even if I have it, if you have $50,000 to spare, you want to give it to your mom? I had $150,000 in my bank account. My mother asked me to borrow $50,000. I would tell her, when am I getting it back? Tell me now. Right now. Your mother's crown mother. What? Yes. No matter what is for. Yeah, 100 percent. Yeah. Why are you suddenly? My mother is never. Why are you suddenly borrowing? I don't know. So I instantly have the relationship. with me and mama, I don't know shit about you and your mother, right? So when you say that, I'm like, how many times does your mother ask for a third of your of your net worth all the time? Really? All the time. OK, well, that's good. I mean, you got that. I don't have that. First of all, you don't know one hundred fifty thousand dollars. I didn't say I was or wasn't. I'm just giving you so you just said how many I was. I was giving you a sample. Oh, yeah, but yeah, that's. You don't know what's in my bank. No, we don't. I should. Are you? Why should you know this information? Are you? Get out of my business now. You give an example. For the record, I'm broke as hell to everyone that cares. I knew that already, so that's why I made that statement. Say it to your hairline. What? Damn, nigga. Say it to your fucking... Yo, we get crazy. All right, so a little bit. So it's basically using other girls to pay for other girls' dates, but it's like, shit you know like five star hotels and eventually he got caught yeah that's really good yeah so is that illegal you think not that illegal you only got like two years two three years I got any time really excuse me no so long so follow up at that point exactly I was talking about it with some of my co-workers we're talking about like how girls be taking advantage of the third and I was like yeah like the tinder swimming like the boys I know, but be honest though, like how many girls don't you know that be like, hustling the fuck out of like- They say proudly, like I just use it for food, I use it for- Yeah, like it's day to day basis, like they racking up a tab, so you telling me there's one dude, like basically scammed the fuck out of these girls? Yeah, but I want my look back, like I'm not over here like a cheerleader for this dude, like oh my god get her for us, and shit like that. Plus I don't know these girls that he was swindling. No, I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that he's a hero. I'm just saying like it's about time. Like you know what I mean? Okay, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, niggas have been doing the same thing for years. You ever see Baby Boy? Was that nigga not wildin'? That it was using her car to fuck other girls was fucking... Shorty finally called him in her car while she was paying for the meal in her car. Yeah, 100%. Anyway, yeah, isn't the tennis one is nothing new. I want to know actually because like the ring, I want to get back to your point or your point. But what I want to know is, do you think what is the I don't like the bell curve for like how much money you have and how and how attractive you are? Do you think, for example, if he was egregiously like very aggressive, like unattractive initially, like Jay-Z once said, there's no such thing as an ugly billionaire. Yeah. As far as there is, so when no one asks the question, why are you borrowing 50,000? I think I think you need to ask yourself this question. Well, you doubt you on Tinder, right? You swipe in. OK, OK. I know it's a hypothetical. You're on Tinder. You're swiping, right? You come across as this broad, you like, oh, all right. She's cool. I agree. You swipe right, right? She swipes right. You all start talking, chatting it up, and she flies you out to Dubai. put you into like the Burj Khalifa and the telly. And she's like feeding you, doing all that, yada, yada. She gives you the best experience you ever had in your life. Yeah. And she's like, she's like trying to fuck with you. She's making it seem like that. Right. So you see a future with Shorty, like it's I don't think he was just one date. And the next time he was like, yo, 50K, what's up? It was like a period of like a week or two. Yes. You get to know this person. Yeah. They like fall. So you fall in love with or I don't even know like what the type of nigga you are. But other niggas will fall in love after the first date. So you fall in love with this shorty. And then boom, she's like, yo, I'm falling through some hard times. And after all the love she's showing you, it's time for you to show love back. And you see a future with it, shorty. So like, yo, 50K is nothing for like a lifetime of getting flown out. Fucking billionaires that network in. I wonder how much she saved up. Did he have to get the money back? Oh, no, they didn't. I hope. He got I went out right back to the same she was doing. I love that. And he started he started he started a business. Yeah. He was doing I love that so like that before you feel like that's good No, what I mean is I don't like qualified. I feel like it's I feel like when you are allowed to do What you do is like? Because not like to me. I don't think that he was like forcing anyone to do anything They were gambling everyone gambling when you online date for example like you're gambling because you don't really like Yes, you don't know who you're you don't know who you're dating I guess what to make the argument like everybody Like online dating seems like it's a really like it's like eBay you like eBay with your pussy You have to be honest so Ted Bundy. Yeah Like me and serial killer is it could be also that thrown in there I feel like Like I feel like when I think about like people who get taken advantage of, it's like emails, internet scamming, you know what I'm saying? Anything on the internet that is a scam, I don't get mad at it. I just feel like that's just a part of the landscape. That's part of the universe. You ever been scammed? Yeah, 100%. And you don't get mad at that shit? Nah, when I was a kid I did, but now I'm like... So if a nigga scammed you for like five bands right now, you wouldn't get mad at that? Nah, that's your fault at that point. It's my fault. It's your fault. I don't feel that mad for real. When I say I'm mad, that's what I'm saying. I'm mad that the person did what he did, but I'm more mad at myself than I am. You fell for that shit, yeah. I fell for it. I'm not really, I can't really... Nah, I feel that. You know what I'm saying? It's like if you live in a... You're responsible for every choice you make in life. Right, exactly. If you live in a neighborhood where you know People are robbing. You know what I'm saying? You got you have to do everything you can to not get robbed. And if they figure out how to get you, I mean, they just hit a leg. But that's the thing about his situation. It's like they moved to the Internet is this internet. No, it's proverbial neighborhood. This proverbial neighborhood is an neighborhood. That's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? Like the Internet, no matter where you are, the Internet is a neighborhood. Like you can go to Google and Google a website and then the second website below the website you're looking for or the first website sometimes will be a gotcha ad. That's just true. You know, say, and now If you're a senile old lady or you're a young kid, you know, you know the game. But like for people who like us, we're a part of the millennial era. We're part of a Gen Z and all that stuff. We've grown up with the Internet. So the landscape is not new. You just got got. Sorry. That's a lot of money. You have a right to be upset about that. But you got got. Mm hmm. That's the game. That is facts. I feel like at a certain point, bro, like you really just played yourself. You said over the course of a week, too, right? So I'm not saying he's like. I'm not saying that people can't have the wool pulled over their eyes, but what I'm saying is over the course of a week, if you're spending close time with this person, I'm almost certain that he probably got some out of it. I feel like, I don't know, when I think of it, I feel like there's gotta be some sign. You had to see it, because women are so sensitive to people's emotions and stuff like that. You mean to tell me that there was no sign? There was none whatsoever? I mean, it was just a sense of wonder, I think, at that point. Then you have to have more discernment. That's literally that's all it is. That's just the because when you when I go when you go to Las Vegas, there's plenty of wonder. And there's also plenty of hookers and there's plenty of people of gamblers and things to take advantage of. You know, you know, I'm saying, I know that's just so if you go to if you go to Las Vegas, you know, say you have the intent to win, right? To win something right. You can't really get mad at anybody if you end up in debt. They that's different from extortion. Not is not really storing these girls. Oh, these women. I was extorting them. Because he's taking he's taking money from them. Yeah. And not telling them what it's for. You're saying, hey, I saw this come up. That is. Yeah. He's literally storing money out of these people. And that is a crime. Definition of extortion is like take like basically the fraud or trick someone into giving you money. I'm just going to Google it. I mean, you could definitely Google it for sure. It's somewhere along the same lines where like you are not giving money. Like you're either giving money for a different So the definition, I'm just reading off Google, no site is quoted, but the definition of extortion is the practice of obtaining something, especially money, through force or threats. So. An example is he used bribery and extortion to build himself a huge art stuff mansion. So that's extortion. But OK, so then it's corrosion. And it's good. OK, sure. I thought corrosion was like you with the team of people. No, you. Yeah, you basically essentially incentivize or make someone believe that whatever they're investing in is correct or that you like you essentially trick them into giving you money. You know, I thought they what the fuck? What he was doing was legal. What was the point of this whole tennis window thing? What was he? So you get money, bro. I don't really look up the future, but I would say no. City boys? I think, no, no. What I'm saying is, even if it was abroad and she was doing this to men, I'd be like, that's just the game you play, bro. That's just what it is. No, but it's so much easier for female. That's what I'm saying. The reason why I'm impressed is because it's a guy. It's harder to do. And that's why I was asking. It was easy to do. It's hard to do. It's Attractive you think what part of that was his physical appearance? Everybody everybody has like a different like persona. You know what I mean? Yeah, like what you could he showed my bad You know how many shorty I see on reels on Instagram talking about oh my god a summertime I can't wait to be on the beach with a yacht with a million or the 45-year-old dude That's literally that was like his first picture on tinder There was someone I don't just know on the yacht right so you got I'm sure some of those women probably had the same Like city girl or hot girl, whatever. Yeah, and at the end of the day at the end of day, so I don't feel they're dumb They what that nigga there was illegal, okay No, he went to jail, nigga. It wasn't. Yeah, I want to know what part was illegal. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like you can do different things. You said, well, I'm going to Netflix. Yeah, I mean, you guys, that's a Netflix documentary about it. Yeah. Educate yourself. I want to know what part of the crime. That you guys together didn't know what extortion meant. And what? No, it's not extortion. It was coercion. When you say educate, it was coercion because it wasn't for us. You found out that extortion wasn't the word you look at. You see as extortion. But no, I didn't say extortion. Yes, you did. You did. But he didn't extortion. Money, he coerced money. Okay. Gorgian is the plier Play the game you lost some pussy shit bro we support you we support you if you're a city boy if you're a city boy please call in if we don't have a number will hold on you'll have a experience of telethon in your life how old are you i think is oh now i'm paying that's just him what no shit nigga i know that I'm sorry. No, you brought up a telephone. It's what it was. It was a caveat. See how old you're trying to trap us or something. What's your you ready from Scooby Doo? They can see us. We're trapped, bro. It seems like so asking ages to trap. Well, you're trying to set up something. So what? Why do you ask the question? to know your age. OK, so you said you asked the question is asking directly how individually how old we are. You could have just said that. Nigga, sometimes it's straightforward. Where is born? But you like how you like how you're refusing to just straight out say your name. You got to go this route. You're basically going to say it. Are you not? Yes or no? So you could have straight out refused. All right. But now you go this round about fucking rigmarole. Yeah, but the thing is, I'm not going to say my name. I don't expect anyone to say my name. You could have just said. So I say my name or age, there's no setup for it. You say what you say just using your framework. Can we just like can we just say agree that he's not because this thing is wild, bro. Yeah, he's just I'm not. You're Marcus. What? I'm just saying you set it up. It's OK. I'm not like calling you a bad guy. I'm going to set you up. Please. OK. You're going to the back door, bro. And here we are. We have another. What are you talking about? You know what you're talking about? You know what backdoor is to get backdoor? I'm just saying, you know what that is? You know that is things that Ethan has said or done that have to individual people. Anyway, Marcus. No. Yes. Anyway, how you doing? You're doing good. Yes, I'm doing fine. What you sipping on, Marcus? I've been sipping on. T. is ginger ale. No, it's honey. I had that. Yeah. Yeah, shout out to that Hennessy, bro. Bet that ain't some Welsh shit. I love that. Marcus, I love that. I'm gonna have it for you. Thank you, thank you. I'm gonna be your first time having Hennessy. Where's the first time? No, I got blacked out. You blacked out? It was a lot of drinks. Really? It was a lot of drinks. I also blacked out, but I definitely remember the events leading up to that, and it was fire. Oh, mine wasn't the one that you almost started a fight with some dude that accidentally bumped into you. What? You like to like, oh, you're a yo. I'm not a violent person, but I don't start fights. You're aggressive, though. What? No, he's not. He's not aggressive. He's from New York. Honestly, I think I'm like, I think I don't think I'm aggressive at all, actually. I honestly don't think he's aggressive too. I don't know if you want to make that assessment, but I would say that you're very high energy. I think that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need to believe that you're a little aggressive. Okay, in what context? Those things are not mutually exclusive or inclusive. Okay, all I'm saying is I think that you being high energy is a fair leap to say that maybe you're a little aggressive. Yeah, it's fair, but it's still a leap. Yeah, but it's not like a big leap. That's what I'm saying. Nigga, I'm not fucking aggressive, nigga. As he stares pensively into my eyes, he's just letting me know. He's trying to assert dominance here. Okay. When's the first time you guys had Henny? Yes. Like Hennessy. You don't even remember the first time the first time I had Hennessy, there were other drinks involved like vodka. OK, you know, saying so like I see. I mean, you say it was like gin was I should do Amsterdam. Yeah, I was gin with a lot of rum. I think Penny Pink Whitney was I was just I had a lot of rum. When I shot out on Lord, I think when you have that one drink, I can't drink no more because that's it was like that's your fuck job. I don't drink it all. So drink it all. No, to this day, to this day, to this day. you think period. No, I was the last time you drink some the last time I drank something. Yeah alcohol I get one in like every year, like once. Is it like for like a special occasion? Like a New Year's or I'll toast to some shit? Usually it's a special occasion, you know what I'm saying? But usually I'm like on my own just chilling because I've had to me, for me, I've had to me negative experiences where I just thought I'm good. So you be fighting niggas off that hand rod? I'm the kind of person that would, yeah. What? Yeah. You got to, have you ever fought a nigga off Henny? No, no, no. But I've definitely almost been in like the mix, you know what I'm saying? I get very, I'm very- excitable and I even when I'm even when I'm sober, I can't tell when people are mad at me or people when people Are angry at me. I've got I've gotten into full ass altercations where people are throwing punches at me And I'm still laughing but not because it's funny like in a way like I think that we're having fun I think we're playing but they're fighting Like I'm thinking like you're punching at me and I'm just like kind of swatting because for me it's fun You did this cuz you were big a nigga that the most people I suppose maybe I think I can be a little bit intimidating and then that pair with the fact that uh, I don't take anything seriously Yeah, yeah, 100% and that's why I don't that's one of the reasons why I don't drink Cuz I'm very friendly. I'm very like excitable. So like I'll be in everyone's faces. I don't I don't care Yeah, you are you are a real friendly nigga Pretty nice guy. Is that surprising? From your parents, yes. What about his appearance as he's not friendly? I'm just saying that if I saw you, like if I was drunk at the club and I was drunk and we had some form of altercation, I would find you as a threat. Wait, wait, after the altercation? Before the education that's what I just you like being drunk He's gonna talk to me like and I was drunk and you like had like if your voice race No, no, not even talking like just looking at me base level So that means you go to every club like and you scoured through the people be like Like a fucking like confrontational thing. Protect yourself. I go into a spa, I'm like, OK, what nigga do I have to look at? Not even, what person do I have to look out for? I look at who's the most, who's the most drunk and I see who's quietest. Yes. Whoever's the quietest is the one I'm like, why are you here? You know what I'm saying? You're not even bobbing your head to the music. You're here for somebody. OK, no, that's some weird ass shit. That's some weird ass shit. That's how it starts. You watch, you see the dude on the wall and he just... with a hoodie, looking around. Especially when the spot is a dress code and you're supposed to have a hoodie. What you doing here? I'd like I'd be like, let me get let me go ahead. Bounce. Let me just go ahead. Yeah, I fucking hate dress codes at clubs. I don't know why the fuck they exist. Honestly, you know, I know I was at a I was at a I was going to a club here in Cali and I remember I was with a friend and there was a group of like three people in front of us. And this guy had a hat on. And so the bouncer said, hey, sorry, no hats. And so he's OK, cool. He took it off and prepared to put it in like his girl's purse or her backpack or whatever. And he said, well, you can't Come in now. And he said, what? He's like, you can't come in class or the hat. And I was watching this. I was like one step behind him. And I was like myself, this is impossible. And so the three people are literally trying to convince the guy like, but see, the has not on my head now. And he's like, yeah, I understand. But I saw you take the hat off. And now that I know you have a hat, you cannot come into the club for the night. And they're like, we have money. Try to explain it to them. I don't know why, but this bald ass security guy was not having it. It's because there's no like point at where he can like put the hat back on. He literally. At some point the guy it was like I would go back to my car is literally I can I'm looking at it Wait, so he couldn't come back in period he just couldn't go to the club I've had the same shit happen, but I'm like he said I can put it in my car and come back And I didn't do that by the way, that's OD Had a shorty with me or like one of my boys he put he put it no he put it like under his shirt It was that serious about it I had to put on their shirt and they gave it back to me when I was inside the club and I wore that shit It's not the club and no one said shit to me But I don't, I watched that, I've never heard of that. You know what's crazy? A same shit happened to me at a different club, and that, oh, one of my boys, and then it all disappeared when we bought the table. Really? Yeah. 100 percent. Bro, you know how many times I pull up to spots and they be like, oh, you can't wear this? And I'll be like, yo, like how much is a table? They'd be like six hundred and I'm like, I think about, yeah, you guys. You want to be the fuck you want. And it's like you're doing good. No rules. You're doing good. You're doing good. The table is crazy. I mean, I have one hundred fifty thousand dollars in my bank account right now, but you're doing well. Yeah. Six hundred dollars for a damn table. My time buying tables is completely over. That's what he does. You literally bought a table like two weeks ago. No, I did not. I'm gonna kind of believe him to be honest. Why? I don't know, he's saying it pretty common. This man is capper. What? I'm capper. That's not even a fucking word, bro. You are in capper. You didn't say that though. You said this man is capper. You can be capper Don. You stumbled. See, I said my shit confident. Shout out to Wotan. I just want to shout out to Wotan. Capitano, you the best. You the best. Like I said, there's no wrong buying tables though. There's nothing wrong with this. Could I buy tables? Because you buy tables? Nah, I'm pretty sure I've never bought a table in my life. Really? So the kind of person that would you? Yeah. What do you mean by the type of person I would buy? What is that type of person? A nigga with money? The person that goes to the club buys the table. Yeah. But what is that type? What is that type of person that thinks that you can't? You just look like that. You do have to have money to buy a table. That is a exchange of currency. Exactly. Money for a table. But like you look like a person who would waste money on a table. Yeah. What does that mean? What is the type of person that y'all like? This is the other one. I don't know. I don't know because I'm not a person who buy a table. No, no, no. You do know because you said Look like the type of nigga that will buy a table that means you have an idea You have a you have a description in your mind of a nigga that will buy someone has like such a reputation that That's like enjoying this question You should buy a table i'd like to answer questions right so but then i like niggas to answer questions around me right But y'all refuse to answer the question. Okay, what is a nigga? Is a person Bro, why are you fucking sports commentating this conversation? But you're not max color point out that even the staring at me very hard like he's upset his eyes are bloodshot He looks very nothing wrong with buying a table Like not feels it but like looks of a higher status that would buy a table Marcus is defending like as if like, for example, when you like come in with the drip, like you have this like nice car that's coming like the fucking BMW with some like I don't fucking know. Alright, fuck this. That's how it's going. Just land the plane, man. Land the plane, bro. Alright, alright. Fine, fine. I'm just saying. Don't let him move. I'm just saying that you have to maintain your appearance. I'm not a movie. So if you're going to do that, you might as well buy a table, which is completely... No, you're not. You're just an antagonist, bro. I'm an antagonist? Oh my gosh. Here we go again. You know what? I'm trying to find people who are You just seem to come person that would but what is that person? Okay, what I think I'm getting from you is you seem to come No, no, no what you not what you're getting from me. I want to know what your description of a negative advisor table I'm gonna give you the answer that I'm gonna give you so the answer that I'm thinking of is When I see you and when you talk about like going to the club Like you just have you seen that the kind of person that would try to maximize the amount of fun that you could have At the club and for a lot of people that's just buying a table That's it That was the entire point. That was literally all I was trying to say. Mark, I don't know what Marcus is. I kind of clocked out the dance, but. But. That's all I was saying. So, why did you just say that, bro? I was trying to. Marcus was talking and you were talking over him. And I was like, what am I going to do? Bro, but we do tsunami, bro. Yeah, so I'm like, I just kind of sat back in my seat and just kind of let it happen. I was going to wait. You seem really amped about it. I was like, I'll wait till he comes down. Yeah, I thought you was very like, ready. No, I just, I was like, because I asked a simple question. And then y'all was like, y'all was like. Your eyes are red? You can't see that? No, my eyes have been red since I have saw what I'm on. I'm saying that all those things paired together and you're drinking. Oh, this guy might be actually upset. So I'm just going to let him calm down and then I'll answer the question. Yeah, I look crazy, bro. I feel like number two seconds ago, you spoke about I really don't know when people are upset, like I could I could be swinging on him on you and then you wouldn't know if I was upset with you. What? I'm sorry. So you just talked about it, right? No, that's what Marcus just said. No, you. You said. No, you definitely just said that. Say it again. Because I don't know. You said. I did not. You don't know when people are upset with you and when they're not upset with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. Yeah, I confuse it very easily. So I never know who's really friendly or kind to me, honestly. You could be a whole ass, like an asshole to me. And I'm like, it takes me a minute. I got a lot of anger issues because of it. I can't tell if someone's just being mean. No, I just want to answer the question. Come on, these wasn't doing that. I think I gave you. Well, what's your question? No, I don't know. No, no, no. I think we already we wore that one out. We move on to definitely wear that title. Yeah, I tried to answer your question. You tried. You tried a lot, bro. I appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you. One thing I can't knock is effort. You're a necessary element to this. I think you keep it. Keep it very mellow. I try to be as truthful as possible. I love that. I love that. I really do. And it gives a good people to. All right. So basically what we got from is that Gigi Wallen out on buying tables. I will pull up the snapper you at a table right now. But do you have proof of purchase? No, but I never said that I don't buy tables. I just said that buying a table is behind it. Yeah, you said it was behind you. Yeah, two weeks ago you got a table. Two weeks ago is the past. Therefore, chronologically speaking, it is the past. It's behind him, chronologically speaking. And there are benefits to buying a table, like getting away from like... No, I'm just trying to figure out what table he's talking about that I bought two weeks ago. You don't have to. The table is only cool if you have a lot of women that receive by table. Yeah, but you also get it like you get like, I don't even think it's like that. I feel like that's what it was. Because if you were cornball at the table, that's what you're going to be a cornball table. I've seen that many times. Yeah, but I'm saying like the reason why someone might want to get a table is because they think well, because women usually are at the tables. You know what I'm saying? No, they usually believe it. I was going to say like that. because of a club is packed. Yeah, I'm gonna want to sit down. Yeah, I love that. Yeah, that's me. Just for the space like the like, especially if I'm going to like somebody's performing at a specific club. Yeah. And I'm like nine times out of 10. I'm like, I'm not going without buying a table. It's hot because it's people just cramped and people be bugging. Bro, I don't like I don't like the club. I like certain clubs. Maybe I think that's more accurate. Say I think I like clubs like we're not going to lie. Like there's a difference between like buying yourself in a club and then buying a table. different how many people have you bought well i haven't bought a single table what do you know the difference because i've been to tables with noel here that shit's like a different it yes exactly like your experience what's the difference between sitting in your room listening to music and sitting on the table listening to music because you go for that atmosphere like sometimes you just go for like i said a lot of drunk women no it's not even loud drunk yes whoever you surround yourself with like that's like the biggest part like if you go with like so when i When I used to go out, right? Like I normally used to have like eight, eight or 10 people like my friends that would just pop out with me. And sometimes it was just more cost effective. So I just built a table, because a table probably be like $880. And everyone's spending $100? Yeah. It's like, yeah, you're literally essentially like, but like, keep in mind if you get four drinks at a club, that's like about $100 drink. Yeah, that's why I don't drink to was drinking. So no, he literally said that he doesn't specifically go to clubs. But what do you do then? What do I do? Yeah, if you don't go to clubs. Oh man, I'm bored. I'm real bored. I'll stay inside all day. I'll work out. I'll walk around. I like rock climbing. Really in the rock climbing. Like hiking. I will absolutely go on like a 10, 15, 20 mile hike. Running is a big thing for me. I like half marathons. I'll do that. Just like not like events. Like I'll do a half marathon. I like to do a regular marathon. You literally like official half marathon. Should I do? No, no, no. I would do an official marathon, but I'll run like just like half marathon just to get the blood pumping, maybe. So I have a question about marathons actually. So you like pay for like when you participate in a marathon, you have to pay for it, right? What is like the whole like, why do you do that? paying for that, what is paying for the marathon like it gets you in, obviously. But it comes like extra stuff. Honestly, I think sometimes you get merchandise, but it's just like you pay. You pay to play. You know what I'm saying? It's just really. I don't really know why you would because you have to pay for like stuff like a What you a Tough Mudder? You ever heard of that? Or like the Spartan Challenge? Yeah. And those things you're not. Maybe they're offering water because you got to think everyone they're going to be offering like drinks, some concessions, like a stuff. You know what I'm saying? So all that stuff costs money and they have to make a little bit of a profit, too. And they have to rent the entire. Also, like, you know, because usually I would I imagine some businesses are just kind of renting like off a loan. So they got to make a little bit of money off of that. You know, I feel like it's a surefire way pay off the loan, pay off the rent, and also make a profit at the end. So that's what I think, why people charge like 20, $25, $30 sometimes. But even like $25, cause I'm sure like every marker they have like the, like I don't know if it's apple juices, cause obviously I don't run fucking marathons. Ain't nobody can see you bro. No, you don't. Whoever watches this shit knows I'm big. I know. Like I'm gonna be sitting there talking about friends who like you know. I think there was, your voice makes it such that you have jowls, so people could definitely hear that. You said Jowls. You have like a Kentucky Derby sort of kind of build in the face. And what I mean is like, no, no. I'm not being mean. I'm really just trying to say that you have Jowls and that's like a very distinguished look. People know like Winston Churchill. Jowls. Moving away. Or like a South Carolina center. You're not coming back from this one, bro. This is game seven. You know like the little pouches like has this group of top the gel the gel pouches I don't even know if they're Joe, but I would say like some type of like apples Yeah, like bro each one of them packs is like A dollar like twenty dollars. No, no, no I'm gonna punch you. But I'm saying like they take like all these nutrients and like supplements and shit. Each one of those shits like even if you go on their website like even as a call like 10, 15% off or whatever, it still runs you like 15, 20 bucks. So even like 25 hours run like a full marathon is like. It's pretty worth it for the shit that you consume. Yeah, that's true. I mean, I get it. But that's like you think it's silly to pay to run. No, it's just like what I don't like running like I could. I can run. You so you're very athletic. You seem very but it's just like, why am I paying to like exert myself? Because I usually for a marathon, it's like I see like, oh, it's October. It is a breast cancer marathon. Oh, like, oh, it's it's. June is LGBT marathons. I usually think I associate marathon so like causes of like that I think so I guess maybe I maybe it's like a donation type of thing in that case But that's how I like learned about marathons, okay But then there's like marathons where it's like, oh my god, there's a paint run. Oh my god didn't pay $50 She just run like a half marathon and get sprayed in the face about paint. It's like what am I doing? You're paying for your merchandise, you're paying for the experience, but what I think is it's a lot like when you do those, like, you have like local rugby teams, you have local basketball teams, you know what I'm saying? They play in leagues, you know what I'm saying? So you have to pay your dues anywhere you go. You say, like, we're using your logic. It's like, why would anyone pay for anything? You know what I'm saying? But like, if I paid a food so I could like eat and maintain sustenance. Yeah, I'm saying if when it comes to like team sports or like when it comes to events, you know, saying like, why would anyone pay for anything? It's like, well, you have to pay to play. That's just it's just like anything. You know what I'm saying? So like, I guess it's kind of like doing like Spartan races and shit. Well, it's always I guess if you are in a in a basketball league, a football league, rugby, whatever, you're not professional, you still have to pay to get the uniform to go traveling. Country and drink this if it's a marathon you I thought it was come as you are you have to run it you see Like that thing is those are regular. It's regulated. So you And then the thing is like for that you say you run you run a marathon I'm just gonna one that everyone else Boston Marathon, right? Because of the face that he made Nah Shout out to jay jenner how you did a good job in that movie. There's a movie about the Boston Marathon bombing. Yes What? Okay, I'm gonna get to you so the Boston Marathon yes answer your question is Okay, I'll be honest I'm not a movie person that's why I actually it was it's not any disrespect to Boston even though Boston is trash comparison in New York, but Continue. OK, Boston. The Boston Marathon. It's regulated. It's official. And people, I mean, aside from the fact that, yes, there's the, it's kind of like, what's the name? A really big, that's what I'm looking for. Um. Event? No, like self-esteem boosts. You know what I'm saying? Like it really it really makes everyone feel like a motivator because you have to work really hard like to be to qualify. You have to qualify to qualify before you even get out of Boston. Like it's a it's a well-respected one. You know what I'm saying? As far as like the standards. That pair with the fact that those things are officially recorded, like people, they're dotted down in like a log, you know, saying so. Like it's not just like because I can say to anybody, yeah, I run a marathon in like an hour. So, well, did you? Because you should be jello. Like, honestly, you should be liquefied. I don't know. I mean, many humans, except for like Elliot Kipchoge, like the world's fastest marathon runner that can run that fast. Even other marathoners can't run that fast. I'm a haterized speech, bro. It's just the truth. I think it was. I'm saying like if you come to me and I said to you my yo you ran a man thought my yo good shit, bro I'm glad you're doing the shit you do like but for the cup for a nigga be like Yeah, I read a hundred meters in 9.8 seconds, oh really you and also We should run together so I'm saying I'm a hater for pointing out like okay cute You know or you know Marcus comes and he says are you yesterday? I ran a hundred meters in Eight seconds you're like, okay. All right, and you're not dead. No, I just misheard you about that I was calling you hate I was just saying that nigga that would come to you and be like damn that you ain't running shit in no fucking I would nigga you a fucking goofy ass nigga But there's something is out there like that Yeah, I mean, I'm sure they are but the thing is with to answer your question why people pay for is like it's a comp It's a sense of accomplishment. You're a part of a community And your and is recorded. I guess so. I would just never do it. That's just me. This is like you wouldn't buy tables. Is this waste of money? That's just as actually a waste of money. It's just like financially, I would say so. It's not what he is. No, it's a good point. But if your purpose is to be in the club, what I'm saying is like, OK, running is demonstrably better for you than it is to sit around drinking. There was no argument there. I understand. It was our reason. So going to the club, being a facility, primarily for interaction and also to drink, there were more bad things that happened. I mean, I guess the number of bodies. Pro what? Oh, why you laughing now? Why you laughing now, nigga? I ain't even lie. I didn't even chuck away. He said that shit. I was because he threw you off. Yeah, it's because of me. It's like, hey, you didn't drink on the club. I'm going to say that there are more. The probability of something someone getting hurt while in a club and around alcohol is much higher than it is for someone in a marathon. But you just talked about how like running a marathon, paying the price of plays like the fucking what is it? It's like the so it's like camaraderie and like you feel good. Yeah, yeah. Some niggas do that shit at the club. They with their boys, they get in. They pay for the drink. Is that my point is less healthy in my opinion, or rather is less of a waste of time to just go running. which is better for your body and for your, I guess, your mind, in my opinion. Yeah, I don't know. I kind of like alcohol is literally rocks your brain. Like it's like that's like a thing. Well, we're not arguing that I don't have you. We all know. No, but I say what is associated with clubs other than women? What are people? I just saw you see artists, you want to see? Yeah, right. But aside from the people not being not being with the fucking dirty ass people that be if you a female, if you a female to if you a female to you, you want to be you want to see somebody. Right. Think about it. I'm a I'm a I'm a. What are the reasons people go to the club? I just want that to see to see music, to see live music. Yeah. Live music never paid for live music before in your life. You can have it. I think that you're I think that you're or to be with people and be at an event. and choosing a little bit. I think it's the same. She said, yes, you're participating with people right at a marathon. You drink, you drink, you iterate with your boys and run 26 miles. Can you not do what you can do at a marathon? Run and run with people. Those are the things that you can do at the marathon. OK. Well, so I'm saying, I mean, you can run back to the side of seeing the music. You put other things associated aside from running on the track. I'm going to you out. What's the first thing you can do? out the club once he start shooting that shit off. I'm like, it doesn't matter. Listen to me, answer me, seriously, a serious question. When I say marathon, what's the first thing that comes to mind? Running. Okay. You see when I say club, I say this. I was like, man, what's the first thing that really comes to your mind? Running. Yes. And running, apparently. OK, cool. Interesting. There's three things. I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. Oh, are you talking about clubs or are you talking about marathons? Oh, OK. Clubs, dancing. So you're saying to me, you're saying to me that there is an equal probability of me drinking alcohol while running a marathon as it would be to be in the cloud of a club. I want you to be honest with me right now. I want I want niggas to play. back and say what and tell me in the comments timestamp when the fuck I said that dumb shit this nigga said all I said was it's the same shit if you're in what way I said it's a waste of money I said it's more of a waste of money to go to the club in my opinion than it would be to go running overall has better more of a benefit than it would be to be in club yes you can say the camaraderie but there's less of a chance of you dying all I'm saying is that maybe what I'm saying is like That's your opinion. What's more of a waste of money and what's not a waste of money? Sure. Right. Because you could say, yeah, this is these are your points. I would just say I'm going to lay out exactly what the fuck you just said. Right. So you said in a marathon, right, you pay to play, right? You build camaraderie, right? You get merchandise, right? You get drinks on the way there or like while you're on the marathon. You water your water. You get like maybe get water, not a drink. I'm just going to make sure you drink. I want to make sure it's abundantly clear when we say drinks, because I can say drinks at the club and no one thinks water. OK. So I'm going to get water. Water also water is free at the club, but you gotta pay $25 in a man. You know, it goes in clubs to get water to get water I do When you're thirsty you say I need to go to yo you have a disorder where you can't let niggas speak for Could listen when you get listed the first thing on your mind is I need to go to a club right now to get No, I'm saying that's an option Hey, can I get a water? Okay. So yeah, you do all these things in math. All right camaraderie and paying the price of play, right? So when you go to a club, you pay the price to pay, whether it's the table or you just go on GA, whatever you're doing, right? You can listen to live music, right? You could be with your people, like participating, right? Like comradery, right? You pay for drinks, whether that's water if you're thirsty, if you're not. There's some people that don't even go to the club to drink. They do DDS, or they just take care of their friend group, drink water, or drink all the Henny, the Henrock, the Syroc, the Doucet, all that. They do all that. They drink alcohol. They listen to live music and they have a good time. I'm saying these are two separate points where people are paying money to have a good time. So I'm saying, yes, it may be way more unhealthy to go to a club, but you cannot say, oh, it's a waste of money to bug. It's a complete waste of money to go to the club and buy a table where I say, oh, I'm just playing money to go run and be with other people and drink. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What's the difference between long term and short term like dopamine effects? Because do you know for a fact that everything is like better when it comes to like you know, running or like doing like any kind of physical activity. Like all that stuff is like every single time you do it, it sure sucks. But over time, it becomes a better like double effect. No, I'm sorry. What clubs and shit that is like, wait, can I? I got it. I got it. I got one last thing to say. OK, this better be your dad. I just want to say they're both right. Dude, they're both the way I'm the reason why I said it's a waste of time. Well, I was really just trying to explain to you that my opinion that it's a waste of time is for those. things. In my opinion, the consequence of running a marathon is much more beneficial, therefore less of a waste of time than it would be because the consequences of going to the club are many. But usually not. I'm not seeing my favorite artists before you get smoked. There's gonna be other marathons. Yeah, there's gonna be other marathons, but there's not gonna be... There was another Boston Marathon next year. Yeah, there's not gonna be another PNB Rock. Yeah, there's not gonna be another Pops Smoke. I guess they don't have Spotify or Apple Music or something like that. Live music. That's fine, that's fine. The experience is different. The concert is different from class, by the way. But anyway, continue. I don't know, the experience is different, but it's... I just wanna move on from this conversation. Yeah, Q, what you wanna talk about? Well, anything but this, bro. Yeah, so say something. Just hear the words marathon, bro, just like as much as you are exhausting me. It is really exhausting. Because I'm thinking about running all the time. I'm not going to lie to you. No, man. That's what I'm saying. That's the baddest thing I think I ever heard a nigga say. Yo, you sweating over a marathon, but thinking about a marathon? Bro, that's just 24 miles, bro. That's just not bad. It's 26. 26.7. 26.2 or 26.6. Ah, bro, yeah, I'm broken. No, but you know what's crazy, though? They have ultra marathon. Which are like, you know the story of marathon was about this guy who was running to and from Anybody that says thinking about a marathon makes them tired What made you start like running this shit? your fitness shit like I've been like this other kid like your upbringing yeah you've been like helpful you've always trained like this engaged in sports and stuff like that yeah 100% boxing football wrestling that's all so you Marcus got that in comics I know Marcus you like trained to try to be a football star he was bred you look like your parents were like from a stock like Oh my god. If this were, listen to me say, if this were- How do you look a grown ass man in the eye and say you look like you was fucking built from a horse? How do you do that, bro? I mean, it's honest. Listen, if this were like the Antebellum South, I would immediately think, wow, you know, this guy, his parents were definitely- Can you say that again, bro? The Antebellum South. Can you say that five times fast? No, why? Because what the fuck is the Antebellum South? It's like after the war, I think, after the Civil War. That's what it was all about. Oh, I've never heard that shit. I've never heard that term before. Yeah, yeah. after the Civil War. Yeah, I bring out these movies I never seen the Boston Marathon movie. I never seen Antebellum South movie. No, you have seen the hate the hateful. Atefully is based in the Antebellum South. I saw it. So yeah, so Tarantino one, right? Yeah. Samuel Jackson, like you're like Roth. Oh, no, I've seen the movie. You know, I do. You only do all that. All right. He just put that away. All right. Thank you. Put Google. Russell's in it. I've seen the movie. Yeah. All right. It was a good movie. Oh, damn. Oh, damn. Oh, excuse me. I knew I was wrong. That's why I go and table them. And see being the prefix, it just means before a war. Sorry. Oh, I thought it was after the war. No, that's why I said I knew it was before because it is the prefix there. So and table them. Bellum being, I guess, war. Great for like Lady Antebellum. Yeah. Who is that? You tell me you said it. I don't know. So why do you say it? Cause I've heard that word before, like shit just pops in my brain. I was like, I gotta say it. That's how it works. I'm getting that vibe. We vibing? I'm not vibing. You feel freaky? Shooters gotta shoot. Nah, what are you talking about? What shooters gotta shoot, bro? Oh, you asked this man if you're trying to get freaky. It's a meme. It's a meme, bro. I don't know. I'm not. I'm not trying to get freaky. Nobody said the words. Are you trying to get freaky, bro? So what exactly did you say? Freaky was in the was I said. I said, you feeling freaky? I'm not feeling anything. I don't feel any. This is what I said. I'm a plant. I said I'm a beer plant. Literally a tree. Are you like a like a ficus or like a Vash to stampede? You never y'all never heard of a stampede no, I'm gonna get really good know about bassist and no I'm a Pauper a potpourri. I'm a potpourri you are what's that she called? Not pulpit. That's not a plan at all. I don't poppy pulpit You ever heard that song crack music by Kanye West? No. Yo, y'all seen that shit with Kanye? This nigga got cold, getting his dick sucked on the fucking- Oh, not Kanye. What? Yeah, yeah. Oh. What, I was- No, it was photos with his bare ass out and you could assume like shorty's wearing his shoes. Oh, shit, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was on a canoe or some shit. Yeah, in like Venice or something. He was giving him a mop. That's gotta be hella uncomfortable. What? Getting topped? The thing about getting, giving, not giving, but like imagine being- Nah, I might say that's not going nowhere near my imagination. person. I can use a wooden or metal right. It's not like knee pads. But they were on the canoe. I understand. But I can imagine that she's one of the leggings are going to give her padding. You never got a head on the floor. I got a head on the floor like I'm laying down. Yeah, I mean, or you're just on the floor. Am I standing on the floor? I'm laying down. What's the most uncomfortable position you've gotten ahead in? Ooh, I had a lot of head in my life. I got to think most uncomfortable. I've been upside down before I've had someone pick me up. I've had to. Oh, you're like, no, this is the biggest thing. This is like 40, 40 pounds. They didn't make it to 40. No, no, no. It was a very sad like role. Like, you know, saying like they had to roll me up. Give me on up there. Bro, what the fuck are you talking about, bro? Can you elaborate on this? So you were like you ever did like a crap, not crap, a wheelbarrows? Yes. Yeah. OK, so imagine that. But I'm the wheelbarrow. And so they're trying to work them. They try to roll me up to work themselves to settle my. So they push you. But you say you said to the throne, you said they tried, but they met their goal. If you call it that. So were you like on a wall? You were on the. No, no, please, please. I need to know. So you got in like the push up position and the significant other you was with grabbed your legs on a bed. Yeah. You want a bed in the push up position? Yeah. And they grabbed your legs. Yeah. And they tried to push you up. Roll me up because they could. I'm trying to. So you're in a handstand. So you like breaking a neck, basically. Not breaking my neck. You like falling on your neck. No, I'm on my hands. You literally just did a handstand for a bull. I wouldn't like a handstand. It was more like a I don't know. Was your neck not compressed at some point in this operation? Why would my neck get. I'm thinking, I'm thinking. When you say you. You're doing a. Shut the fuck up, bro. You know, I'm just doing this whole heart. If he's on the bed like this and they're trying to. And his feet are like where my fucking wrist is. in this in this diagram are you not doing are you not doing this are you not doing you he's literally doing a push-up position and she's grabbing his legs to push him up to roll him up Bromcap. That's fucking idiots. What? Some idiots. You just embarrassed because you got your dick sucked. I'm embarrassed about getting my dick sucked upside down. Because she like I think I think you got like fucking bullied, bro. Bullied? Yeah, I'm OK with people wanting to like bullying me, actually. And I'm OK on that. Yeah, you can stand on me. I don't care. OK, that counts as bullying. Yeah, I understand. So you like that predator prey shit? I've you guys explained that to me. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not doing that. Cool, cool, cool. All right. Well, that concludes this episode of Simply Chatting. Like I said before, time and time again, let us know what you guys want us to talk about. Any feedback, any recommendations or whatever, or just like, yo, this shit's not funny. Pegging. Sorry. That was Ethan by the way. That was Element OP. Element OP over here. Alright, by any way guys, thanks for listening. That's all for this song.