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The Worth of Being Outside
Tune in for a riotous exploration of the adventures that come with being outsiders in the nightlife scene. Along with tales of cultural collisions, language mishaps, and the general tomfoolery that ensues when attempting to decipher love in a different language
What's up, guys? Welcome back to another episode of Simply Chattin It's your boy, Noel. Here with Ethan again. Here with Daniel again. Alright, so, I guess like on the last episode, we got a little bit too heated with, you know, Ethan always talking about Dominicans are black. So Okay. What the fuck does that have to do with this episode?
Goddamn. No, it's just so that way I can mark it. So that way next time you bring it up Like I have it down and like I even put down a marker. I'm pretty sure I wasn't even the one that brought that shit up. I was definitely you. It was definitely you, bro. I don't even think you was probably the last one.
So what are you talking about? Nah, he was it on the couch? Yeah, but he wasn't a part of the last podcast. Yeah, bro. I, I was running in the carn. Oh, but you, you just, you was just dick. So in the corner, huh? What? What if you say big dog . Alright, whatever. Alright, so anyways, uh, what was some, damn, I lost my train of thought.
Oh, I told you about that dude, about, I got caught up watching a Facebook reel about this dude. Oh, the baby, the baby mothership? Yeah. Yeah. Went to jail for like a month and then like a huge gangbanger, whatever. And then after found out that his girl got pregnant, married her, like whole shebang and all the quinceanera where he put up math funds.
Like basically like college tuition, like, uh, trust one baby type of thing. Like, he found out that his quote unquote daughter was his cousin's kid. His cousin's kid? Yeah. His cousin fucked his girl while he was in prison? Yeah. For that one month. A one month period. And they all lied straight to his face about it.
Nah, that's wicked. God damn, what the fuck? Yeah. That shit was crazy. Nah. You guys is wild. My cousin would have to die at that point. Yeah, no bullshit, GYB boys. That's why I'm glad I got all female cousins, because I'm not going to jail anytime soon, but even if they do, all they can do is scissor that shit out.
You know what I'm talking about? Nah, I wouldn't even know what I would do, to be honest. I think I always told myself, like, if my girl is cheating on me, like, that's on them. Like, I'm leaving. You know what I mean? I feel like that's capped, though. What do you mean that's capped? I don't think you would leave your girl if she cheated on you.
What? You're buggin So you would leave your girl? Yeah, for sure. Click. Got him. Nah, if she cheated on me, bro, for sure, you're buggin Nah, not for nothing. If a girl cheats on you, bro, that's not your bitch. Leave. Immediately, bro. Nah, that's not my queen no more. But what if it's your wife, though? I don't give a fuck, bro.
That's just disrespect. If you got like kids and shit? I don't, bro. If I give you a ring and we got kids together and you still cheat, bro? My kids would have nothing to do with my relationship. Like with my yeah, I guess my partner at the time, you know, and no bullshit like that's only you just got to like tell your kids like once they're growing like yo, I just left your mom's because they're like four or five Well, y'all can just get divorced, right?
After they return like what 16, but yeah, yeah 18 I was how that much your conversation like yo, this is gonna work out because the XY reason Like some people be like I we got to put the kids first cuz even though they won't fuck with each other no more They will like stay together just to keep like the appearance of a household for the kid cuz divorce fucks people up, bro Not that I've like seen that I've definitely seen that but I've also seen the effects of parents.
I shouldn't be together. Like, you know I love staying together Just got divorced when I was like in middle school and shit I think it was better off that they got divorced cuz they're being together Like now knowing my parents now that shit would have been mad toxic Even more toxic than it was like getting through the divorce type of thing But that's what some people love now toxicity I know bro.
That shit is crazy Bro, also you one of them you love that shit Nah, it depends on who to be honest Oh, you're telling me you don't go like because life is boring bro, you got to be a little bit toxic nah, bro Nah, no, that's not that's not it, bro. That's not the bar. Well, what you mean? You gotta start some shit, bro Bro, you could get you get excitement from so many other things live than your girl.
Like what what like what? Trips, travel. Okay. Nah, not for nothing though. Whenever, but you're not tripping and traveling like every month, you know what I'm saying? Sports working out, bro. But sometimes arguing gonna be fun, nigga like, like you don't, don't like it. Sure. You don't be like yelling at you like, yeah, but you wanna come home and argue every day, bro.
Every day. Crazy, bro. But I'm saying like every other day that's like, that's like talk. That's some talk shit, bro. You come home from work, this dish in the sink and you like, damn bro, what the fuck are you supposed to these dishes? You start arguing every day and then, oh no. Arguing every now and then over some like, stupid shit is like, I don't know.
But like, if it's like everyday and it's petty, that's like some toxic ass shit. That's what I consider toxic. Uh. I don't think toxicity is like a spice you should add to your relationship. Alright, you want that spice in your relationship, go get like, go read the Kama Sutra or some shit with your girl.
And like, do a fucking, what is it, tie her up or some shit.
Nah man, I E. D. You E. D.? You got E. D.? What? You said, what did you say about ED? I said I eat. I eat, live, breathe. That shit. Oh, okay. What, the Kama Sutra? Or toxicity? No, the toxicity. Cap. Bro, what you mean? Cap. Bro, sometimes I just like arguing, like starting shit for fun, bro. Yeah, that sounds, sounds like it'd be fun.
Nah, that's a Henny in your cup talking, bro. Nah, that's not bad. 100%. Bro, you an instigator too. What? I wouldn't call myself an instigator. So what do you do? I'm a resolver because like if two people got pro resolver Yeah. If two people, if two bro hit the door. If two, if two people have problems with each other, right?
It's better to like, than just like keeping an internalist walking away thinking y'all are cool. If y'all arguing, just get, get it all out. If y'all, if you gotta throw a punch or two, throw a punch and then y y'all could walk away. 'cause at least, so your mentality is you get a cracking and then walk away as ball.
Whoa. Every argument doesn't have to turn into a fight. But you know how you be talking to somebody and then they be saying some dumb shit and be like, I ain't never mind, fuck it. But you still angry at that person, right? And you, you, you still like, bro, what the fuck is this nigga talking about? And then you walk away with that little bit of resentment, bro.
Just get it all out and resolve the argument. Yeah, but that little bit of resentment is going to go away after a minute. I mean, for some people, some people know. Cause there's definitely times, like, cause me and you, like, I've definitely had some times where I've had a little bit of resentment. Oh, did you?
Really? Yeah, did I? Like what? And why did you have the resentment? Cause you walked away from the situation or what? Alright, let's think about the one time. This was at work. This was whenever like we was doing like maintenance and shit. With like the grease. And the shit that was pissing me off was that The supervisors always bug me about that shit and always come to me.
And that shit was none of my, it wasn't none of my problems. And these niggas was like, Yo, like Rod you gotta go do this, you gotta go do that. And it wasn't even for like someone I was like in like my like work center type shit So then that's when I like I came with you that day and I was like yo from here on out Don't ever ask me for shit.
I thought you'd be more pressed about this man talking about fucking your mom's then fucking grease, bro Bro, yeah, bro, but like I just clapped back exactly. I don't really mean shit But that day I was just tight because like niggas was yelling at me for something I was even like my problem when it comes to like shit like that.
I'll clap back or like it's whatever. It's just jokes Although the crazy thing about that situation is well I've never asked you to get me grease, bro, because I, I didn't, I didn't even care, but your people's there like people who work under you did. Oh, yeah. And you, and then you came talking to me. It was like, yo, go get your own grease.
And now I'm like, bro, I've been doing that. So I was like, what do you mean get my own grease? I was like, okay, wait, I can see that. Well, yeah, but in that situation you walked away after I said that I was like, bro, I've never done that. He was like, hi, bro. They was yelling at me. I was like, yeah, that's cool.
But I don't know why you're talking to me about it. Cause I didn't ask you to hand. Then you walked away. I was like, okay. But if we would've just talked about it and you will realize the situation, then we could have just sold the right there. You wouldn't have to be like, damn, this nigga, this nigga eats as a dickhead, bro.
No, but I did think that cause it was like, cause you, you were a supervisor. So I was like, that's even though like you didn't do that. People who work under you, like you supervise them, so that's like on you, type shit, you know what I'm talking about? So what did you want me to do, tell them niggas to put the grease back?
Yeah, I wanted you to tell your niggas to get your own shit, cause you guys have the full capability to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what I'm saying is, I didn't tell them, get shit from you. Right. I didn't you just give us the grease anyway. No, no, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. The point of the situation is if you have a problem with somebody is better than talking it out there, walking away, especially if it's your man's bro.
If it's your man, you could talk it out and like say whatever. And then y'all be friends at the end of the day because people will be holding me back. We'll have each other to start some shit.
Damn, there's a bug in here. This man was about to make it clap ferociously in here. Yeah, it's too early for that. We gotta catch him at 2am. Boss, it's Friday night. You definitely gonna catch me at 2am. Nah, that's crazy. I mean, for real, 2 is a 10 out of 2, you know what I'm talking about? Nah, that's that club mentality.
We in the club, it's, you know, Rod, you like, you like 21 and shit, right? Yeah. But you haven't been like Too many clubs are like in that situation, have you? Nah. Alright, we're good. I'm gonna hit you for my first time going to a club. You gonna hit me? Yeah, I don't even know. You was there, so like you knew about it.
If you ain't know before, this nigga's from Boston, bro. He has some weird ass slang, some weird ass terminology that I've never even heard before in my fucking life. I promise you that. Y'all just a bunch of New York niggas hating. I'm talking about. Alright, alright. I guess so. But anyways, right so. I'm a hater.
I'm certified. So first day, like, not the first day I turned 21, but like the first time I went out to a club out here. So I text my boy Ethan, Ethan Aldrich, and it's telling me to pull up to this club. It's Ethan and Aldrich? My name is not Aldrich? Well, that was the other nigga that was with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, it's telling me to go to a certain club. And I go to this club, go in there, pay the gang, give me a drink. And I start texting these niggas. That shit was 20, huh? That cover? Yeah, it was 20. That should be heard. And then I texted these niggas like, yo, where y'all at? I'm looking around the bar. And he didn't text me like, oh yeah, now we left that club, we over here now.
I'm like, damn, niggas really didn't pay 20 for no reason. Wait, you went to a different spot at first? Yeah, I went to El Chingon. Oh, damn, I didn't know that. So then, so after that I pop out and I started going to this other club. And I wait in line, get in the club, right? Another 20. So I was like, I was already like one drink, but it's all right.
And it was once ATM again. And then, so I go in the club, I guess the club had upstairs and downstairs. So I get in the club, give him, give me a little drink and start. And I tell you, he's gonna get away all that. So basically, and they just went on a wild goose hunt. Cause he was telling me like, I'm at the DJ spot.
But clearly it was upstairs and I was downstairs, so I'm like walking around. Yeah, I ain't gonna hurt you. I was probably wild that night. Plus, the club, when we was downstairs, we don't have service. I had to like come upstairs, so CMS or something. Yeah, because I was like calling you and you wasn't answering.
I was like, nah, this is some hoe ass shit. So I had to like go outside, text you, and then come back inside the club. And then, by the time I was saying, find someone, he was upstairs. Go upstairs, find him, you know what I'm saying? And after that, we were like, alright, bet. We'll chill up there probably like 15 minutes.
Go downstairs, go get a drink. And Ethan's like, yo, I'm going to use the bathroom. I'll be right back. So I go to a bar, get us a drink. And out of nowhere, security comes out the cut. Talking about, hey, we need to talk to you. I was like, yeah, what's up? And they was like, yeah, we need you to come outside. One, two, three, four.
And I was like, Nah, for what? Like, if you guys need to talk to me, you guys can, like, talk to me right here. Cause I, clearly, at this point, I didn't do anything wrong. Gangsta. And, it was like, Nah, bro, like, we, we, like, we need to talk to you outside. Like, now, it's a, it's a issue of, like, safety and security. So, I was like, Alright, bro.
So, I go grab my drink. And the security person's like, Nah, you're too drunk. Can't have a drink. And mind you, I'm like two drinks in. So, clearly, I wasn't fucking drunk. And these niggas did ask and took my drink and put it behind the bar. So I'm already like, tight. So then I go back and the club manager pops out to the back.
They took you to a back room? Yeah, like the back room where they be like, having like the coats and shit. Wow, that's crazy. They took me there and it was like, Yeah bro, uh, we here cause we got some reports saying that you was like, looking suspicious. And I was like, looking suspicious? It was like, Stay skinny, man.
And it was like, and it was like, yeah, man, we got some reports that like you're trying to sell people's wallets and phones. And I was like, I don't know who said that, but I assure you, I was not trying to sell nobody's wallets and phones. I only got my shit on me. Yeah, you wasn't trying, you was like.
Snatching them shits up like religiously , right? Oh my God, you were young. Like you had like five of 'em shits in your pocket, right? Nah. So also I had a cross body on, so that's why they pulled me aside because they were like, yeah, we need to check your cross body. So was the Supreme Cross body. No, I was a Gucci crossbody.
Oh damn, the damn money man over here. I don't even wear crossbodies, I can't afford it. Ooh, he got money. Not enough though, he be stealing wallets. Nah, nah, go ahead, go ahead. Yeah, that's how I fold my shit, don't talk about it. Nah, nah, anyways, right, so he told me that he needs to like search me and I was like, nah, you need to search me, I can just empty out my pockets if you need to like see that.
So I empty out my like pockets and he asked me to order my crossbody. So I open up my like, crossbody bag, and the only thing that's in there is my wallet. And he's like, yeah, so you got a wallet in here, how can you prove this is you? So I show him my ID, and he's like, yeah, this is you. And I like, free to go.
He's like, nah, we need to like, check you for your, for like, phones and stuff. And I showed him my phone, which had like, all my blues devices, and had me as the, like, homepage. And he was like, yeah, we still can't verify this is you. So I had to pull out the little like Apple watch trip where you can like make your phone vibrate and like Well, you pulled out your phone put on the password or like was it face ID?
Yeah, it was face ID and he said he could have verified it was yeah And I was like, oh that is Lily has like my name Apple ID and I have an Apple watch that's like connected to this and has all my like bluetooth devices It's all you about to get kicked out to be honest. Oh, yeah that death happens 100 percent literally like after I showed him that I went to go back into the club and honestly the club manager was cool with it, but like the head security chick, she was like this like black chick with dreads, like deck looking bitch.
Whoa, my God.
nah, nah, bro. Oh my God, whatever you gonna skip Paramount . So anyways, yeah. So then after that. She was like, nah, honestly, like, this is a matter of like, safety and security. Like, if people are already, like, reporting you, we can put you back in a club. People are going to think that our security isn't doing anything and that we're not doing our job.
And at the end of the day like your entertainment here is not like gonna part like we're not gonna prize your entertainment via our Safety and security. Yeah, because your entertainment is just stealing niggas wallets No, honestly, fuck you didn't say the name but fuck that club. It's called onyx, bro That shit the security already not doing that job.
You get a notion on a saturday night, bro If you go in there at 9 o'clock and by like 10 you gonna be like packed in like a fucking sardine, bro That shit's mad hot. They got like no ventilation in that shit, bro Fucking with clubs like that to be honest unless I got a table Ever since like that day, I got kicked out of the club my first time bro ever I started to stop going like that.
Wait, so we all been kicked out of clubs Yeah, I guess so. That's crazy. So he was stealing. That's why he got kicked out the club, bro. So I was at this club downtown and shit. And so they go, Oh, like it's what a group of us is like 10 of us, like 10, 12 of us deep, right? Like there was some people visiting from out of town from Arizona, some shit.
They came by and they're like, yo, like, let's go to this club. You was there too. That was at the time. I think it was like PB short club or some shit like that. Oh yeah. Yes. Oh yeah. Somebody bumped you with some shit. No, no, no. Nobody bumped me. 'cause they know I'm gangster. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That's why. Yeah.
So anyways, right, so I'm there. I'm at the bar talking to one of my homegirls, like we getting a drink and then she just tapped me. She's like, Hey Noelle, like look back like this dude. Like this dude is about a upper cup, one of one of our boys. And I look back, bro, I just bought a drink, bro. Like, this was my first drink of the night type of shit.
And I literally got it in my hand, turned around, I didn't even take a sip, bro. I put it down, and mind you, this club was fucking packed, bro. As it usually is. Yeah, like at 11 o'clock, bro, and I'm like, nah. So I'm like, so I deadass did like the What's that shit called? Where you be like, move, bitch. Like you're part of the Red Seas type shit?
Yeah, like part of the Red Seas type shit. Alright, pushing mad people away. And I stepped up to the dude, and this dude is like, like 6'3 like, like fucking yo. Like, like Nebo looking ass motherfucker. Yeah, like, looked like he'd played running back for, like, the Ravens type of shit. And, like, my boy, that was, that he was arguing with, was like, The super frail Like white boy like 5 10 type of thing.
So your boy's buying off more than he could chew. Yeah for sure Like that man wasn't gonna get smoked, right? so like I jump in the middle and i'm like like jumping between both of them and i'm like yo bro like What's going on? He's like nah, tell that fucking white boy to back up. Like he don't know who the fuck he talking to.
Was the other dude not white? Huh? No, he was black. Oh, damn. I thought you got the reference from when I say he played for the Baltimore Ravens type of shit. Nah, I'm pretty sure there's white niggas on that roster too. But anyway, anyway. Right. So like, I'm like, yo, like what happened? There's not a third and like, I'm not like super aggressive with it.
I'm like trying to figure it out. Cause how many shots of Hennessy you had that night? Like zero, zero, bro. Like I just walked in, like waited in this long ass line to get into this club. They waited until another line to get into like the back section of the club. Oh, I know the place you're talking about.
That shit's trash. Yeah. So anyway, oh, it's called Mavericks. That's what it was. And so yeah, so he's like, he's like, nah, cause he think like he could just shove me this down the dirt and I'm like, wait, what the fuck? And so then I look back and then my boy goes, nah, he didn't even fucking shove me like, um, he was trying to get out the way.
And then he started to argue with my girl and then I look back at both of them and I just looked at them. I'm like, yo, y'all so fucking problematic my nigga. Like how, how was it 11 o'clock? We just got here and already like y'all shoving people cause y'all like already bent. I ain't gonna hold you just getting there at 11 o'clock, especially in Cali.
That shit is crazy. Cause that shit going to be closing like two hours. Yo. So anyways, so I look back and I'm like, yo, that ass. He's like, he's like, yeah. Like my girl elbowed him and then he pushed me. And then, so I'm like, so this is your fault. So then I'm like, what the fuck? So then I turn around cause now I'm like, I'm tight.
Cause like my drink is still at the other side of this bar type of thing. Like, wait, so the black dude. The black dude elbowed him by accident and Sean pushed him or something like that? No, no. So the black dude was like navigating through the crowd. And then my boy's girl was lit as fuck. Like, accidentally elbowed him.
I didn't even think it was an accident because she's like, Oh, like I'm dancing type of shit. Like you know how girls be in their own worlds? Yeah, so she's like, like elbowed him. And he's like, yo, what the fuck? So I guess him turning around like pushed my boy. And then my boy got mad because he saw his girl mad so that he got into his face So now like envision this right like this is all happening like two minutes, right?
So I'm like, I'm like, you're my bad bro. Like ignore him. He's drunk. There's an a third And he's and then his boys are holding in the back and he's like, yo, do you like we don't have a problem? I'm like, yeah, I know we don't have a problem like like my bad I'm trying I'm trying to apologize like for my friends or whatever and then the do was like nah, bro We good designer 30.
That's me up to shit Bro, tell me why security comes through, right? Like, with the flashlights and everything. And they're like, yo, you gotta walk with me. And I'm like, what'd I do? And they're like, oh, you instant. And they're like, nah, you gotta come over here. I'm like, for what? And they're like, oh, you starting fights in our club.
I'm like, nah, one, not one fight. Like, not one fist was flown ever. And I'm like, I'm trying to start a fight? And he's like, I know the dude, and then they took the dude out too, and he's like, The Baltimore Ravens linebacker? Yeah. Yeah. And then they were like, and he's like, nah, nah, he's good. Like, like, he wasn't arguing like whatsoever.
He's like, nah, I should leave. Like, I'mma leave. And he's like, nah, y'all both gotta go. And I'm like, why I gotta go? And they're like, cause you the one that was starting the fight. And I'm like, I was preventing a fight in your club, like, I'm like, where the fuck were y'all at? Like, five minutes ago, while these niggas was about to, like, start fighting in the middle of this pipe.
Yeah, while they were about to start scrapping. Yeah, and I'm like, oh, so that's how y'all feeling? And then I got kicked, and so then they escorted me out, or whatever. And there was only like two people out of the group of twelve, might I add you. That I was really about a like if needed to fight like a big ass nigga for no reason because these people are dickheads Like only two people follow me off from the club.
And after that bro, I was like, yo, I'm done Cuz you remember like back in the day like I guess a year ago or two Probably two years ago. Like we've been out like every day bro. Yeah, she was OD. Yeah, like clockwork I mean, that's everybody go through that phase with is outside or they just want to have fun with their life trusty us in our line of work, it's like Yeah, but I'm saying though, like I like from that day, bro, like I slowed down tremendously like, like it's hard for you to catch and be like, Oh, you want to go to a club?
No, not for me. Unless it's like a birthday or like, like a special outing. You know what I'm saying? Like somebody coming to town type shit. Like that's when I go out, but like on a regular basis, like how it was before after that day, never. Yeah. Well, since you all telling our stories, I guess it's my turn now.
Whoa. Rather than stealing or breaking up a fight. I actually got into a fight. And I go lie in this situation. I was, I was a little bit sauce to be honest, but what happened was who was, I was with some people. And then I saw somebody from my work there and it was a female. I'm going to say this female has a reputation that I work.
So I guess I was talking to her, some shit like that, but she had a boyfriend though. So it's whatever. So I'm talking to this shorty, right? And then she, she, she seemed distressed. I'm like, what happened? And then he's like, oh, this motherfucker just spilt. This drink all the way down my bag and on my shirt and I'm like, what the hell?
And then I didn't even turn around to the dude who spilled the drink. Turned out the dude who spilled the drink was her boyfriend, right? Right? So I'm like, damn, what the, what the fuck happened? And then I guess he sees me talking to her and then he comes to me like, yo, why you talking to my girl? And I'm like, bro, that's your girl, but you spilling drinks all down her shirt, right?
Now, Maybe I shouldn't have said that, because that nigga was also a sauce, way more sauce than me. And he was like, what? He started speaking something that couldn't be described as English, I promise you. And then he started grabbing at my shirt, and I'm like, alright, I see where this is going. I put my hands up, because security in this club was like, like, right by the staircase.
So I'm like, putting on my hands, I'm like, yo bro, chill, yo bro, chill, bro, but he's not hearing me. And bro starts ripping my shirt, bro. And I'm like, bro, what the fuck? I've never experienced it. What shirt was it? What shirt? It was it was no expense. It was like a g star shirt. It's probably like 20 God damn bro watching my pockets It's crazy asking for the type of shirt as well.
No, no, but it was God Because if I was gonna be a supreme one, I was gonna call you if he's gonna be a crossbar You better be wearing like a thousand dollars. Yeah, so shit, bro. Like you think you asap rocky or something? Anyway, anyway, so yeah, he started ripping my shirt. I'm like bro fuck bro And then there's like the way this club is like situated there's like sections on the top floor.
So I got the stairs And then like the way, the way him and his girl was or whatever, there's like a little couch next to us. So, I'm like, alright, this is what I'm playing around. I swing, I swing his body, like to where the couch is at, so I can like get him on the floor type shit. I just start hitting this nigga, I just start wallowing.
And then, this nigga just keeps on ripping my shirt off. I guess the target wasn't necessarily me, he just wanted to rip my shirt to make a statement. But That nigga's face was gonna be my statement pause So i'm just i'm just swinging at this nigga and then eventually i'll get up He on the floor or whatever and now I'm like damn bro, I'm literally shirtless in the club I don't know if I had a wife beat on or not and I'm looking around and security comes to me.
I'm like, ah shit I'm about to get arrested But thankfully they saw a little, they saw a little exchange and they had they saw me put my hands up at first and then I Guess it was self defense. So thankfully the security was mad cool They just walked me out the club and then I was tight. Did the other dude get arrested?
Well, nah, he didn't get arrested. I don't know what happened to him. He didn't get up for a little minute, but anyway Nah, it's not even like that. He was probably just drunk as hell. That man was applying that work. What? Ay, yo, bro. What? Nah, but yeah, that's what happened. Thank God I didn't get arrested. That shit was crazy.
I saw you know you like a young nigga, bro. You out here wilding in the club doing some dumb shit like that. Bro, I don't think I ever got a fight in the club. What? Yeah, bro. Did somebody rip your shirt? Nah. Alright then, you a lucky one, bro. Nah, I think I'm gonna be so tight, bro. If somebody ripped my shirt.
Like, I'm already mad picky with the clothes that I buy, like, just in general. Like, especially if somebody just even rips my shit. Then it's gonna be, like, a problem for sure. Yeah, bro. Honestly, it's not even like I don't care how drunk you get, there's no reason for you to start, like, sparking up or, like, getting in beef with niggas, bro.
Especially at a club, niggas just trying to go there, have fun. Maybe get some girl, I doubt it. Yeah, facts. Especially with that. But he already had his girl there, so. Either way. Yeah, he's broke.
Clubs, they not it. For the most part. I don't know, I enjoy clubbing overseas a lot more than clubbing here. Overseas? I mean, yeah, but I don't know. When I go overseas, I usually go to a place where, like, they don't speak the language that I speak. So, even when I'm trying to spit my game, I can't really spit it like how I usually do.
You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, asking girls in a Spanish country if they got their body done. As in, open the lighting, it's crazy. Nah, bro, it's either that and then when they say no, it's like, I hope you want it done We go to the doctor right now tomorrow I don't know because the dr bro clubbing is like vastly different to be honest like Like I don't know It's just a weird vibe.
You get me you get tables over there. So it's not like yeah, it's not that like Super going to dinner if you go to a club Going to dinner. Yeah, because what do you what do you do when you go to dinner, right? You go to the spot, you sit down, you order like a drink, right? Maybe you order some food and then you just sit there.
And then there's people, I went to the spot dancing or it was like a performance or whatever in DR, right? Not really, but Okay. You know, hell yeah. There is, you, you, you're always at a spot where someone's performing, bro. Yeah. That's at a concert, bro. It's not like I'm ordering food there or whatever. So you tell me like local artists, so people don't be like performing at clubs in D No, they do.
Exactly. So like you but at clubs, not at at restaurants. Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. At the restaurants, basically club, you go in, you get your, you order your drink, you sit down at your table, and then you enjoy the music. No. 'cause you order the table. Exactly. It's not like, it's not like you order a drink.
Like there's no, there's no problem. There's a drink. Not come to the table. Huh. No, it does not. The drink doesn't come with a table. No, the bottle comes with the table. It's a bottle, bro. Why you being so stupid, bro? The bottle is your drink, bro. I'm yo, am I being a dickhead here? I'm just making this, I'm making a simple analogy, bro.
Nah, in the bushel. Whenever you say a drink, I'm thinking like a cocktail. Like a cocktail or something. Yeah. Yeah. That's at the restaurant. But it's basically the same thing. You ordering a drink, then you get your table at the, at the club. Understand, bro, like you, you get bottles, bro. You get bottles and you make your own table.
Either way, you go to a club in America, you're not, you're not getting a table. Offer it right with the bottle usually yeah, but you go to dr It's usually cheap where you just go in and you get a table and you get your you get your drink slash bottle, right? So it's basically like you had a restaurant because you don't have to go through like, oh i'm I'm, i'm flipping through the cloud yada yada yada crowd yada yada yada deal with like mad fuck niggas But there is like bad crowds and shit there though.
Yeah, but you got your table. So you're good Enjoy your niggas. I don't like that bro. Oh, you gotta like that in dr. Yeah, nah dr for sure Nah, but for like king We need to travel bro We just got back from a trip from Costa Rica and that shit was fire fire as fuck What's your favorite part about that shit The last day for sure the last day what the fuck why?
Well, remember like I couldn't make it to the first two days No, no, I'm saying I'm thinking like last day like as we we drive into the airport. I'm like, what the fuck? No, no, the last day we went on like the Like the boat shit, like the boat charter. Oh word. Yeah, historical is mad fun. See, I can't swim.
I've never done that before in my life. This man had on the little kid like fucking floaties and shit. It's not a little, it was mad grown adults with that no little kid shit. If you can't swim, you're wearing a life jacket. This man was like fucking paddling all through the water. I was swimming faster than you.
What are you talking about? Bro, no you was not. Yes I was. No you was not. Cue. No, stop it. Stop it, bro. Don't be capped for this podcast, bro. You was not swimming faster than me. You know it. You can't even run faster than me, bro. You think you can swim faster than me? For sure. I definitely was on a swim team before.
After this podcast, I bet Brad, we gonna have a competition, me and this nigga. Bro, we gonna have to put up all the money in the world, bro. And I will definitely smoke you. I will dust you, bro. I swam against Maggie. I almost beat him. Yeah, cause Maggie don't know how to swim either. What? Yes, he does. He didn't have a life jacket.
Bro, he still can't swim, bro. I'm saying nigga can't be me, bro. Shut shit. Localized sub bro. Why didn't you come with us, bro? Yo. 'cause, 'cause niggas didn't have like the amount of days off that I, I could afford to do that. Nah bro. It doesn't matter bro. What you mean it doesn't matter? Doesn't matter bro.
You gotta live life while you have it bro. I feel that a hundred percent. But niggas don't have the days off, you know what I'm saying? I gotta like save the days off for like a better time. What'd you save enough for? You got some, oh, you got some stuff to do back home? Yeah. And then hopefully, I'm trying to see if I can finesse this, like, so my family got a family reunion back in Africa in 2024.
In the motherland? Yeah, in the motherland. Trying to see if I can finesse that. However My home country has no extradition, but with my clearance, no extradition. Yeah. What does that mean? What does that mean? Like you gonna commit a crime over there? You trying to get, you're not trying to extra that? Nah. So like if I commit a crime here, like let's say if I like sell cigarettes or some shit, I can flee to that country and technically that government can't tell the CIA that I'm over there.
Why? Why is that on your mind? Why though? Go to vacation, bro. That's not going, that's not his mom. But I'm saying like with the, a security clearance and if I request that leave from the government, the government. Like when the government might say, nah, I don't want you going there. And also whenever I like joined, I had to denounce my citizenship from there.
Bro, you should just stop talking about to say, yeah, you air yourself out, bro. Nah, like, like, I'm not saying I would do that. That's not something they gotta consider. And I'm just saying you should skip over this part. And if any case, just go. You ever heard the saying, it's better to ask for permission than ask for forgiveness?
I think you got that. It's better to ask for forgiveness than ask for permission. Nah, bro, just like Central C said, how can I be gay? My bitch is homophobic, you ever heard of that shit? Nah, but yeah, it's better to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission. Yeah. Bro, fuck it bro, like you a man of your own choices, you know what I'm saying?
You a little boy to me. Nah, see I would wanna go, the only thing is that the excursions that my filming got planned, like you basically gotta spend a month out there. Nah, that's crazy, cause normally whenever my filming goes, So I used to go there like every summer. I would go there for like a month and a half to two months.
So at least like the, the most money I probably could, it could probably be like two weeks or like realistically anything outside that would kind of be like ridiculous. Nah, even two weeks is old D 'cause like, the travel I would imagine is like a day and a half worth the traveling. No, I mean it's a, it's a six hour flight, but like six hours.
Yeah, at least from Boston. From here, it'd be longer. Oh, okay, okay. I'm like, no fucking way from Cali to Africa is six hours. Bro, I be in Africa every weekend, nigga, though. Talk about six hours. Nah, from Logan Airport, it's like six and a half hours. Fuck Boston, though. Bro, that's crazy, because even like flying from like New York City to Spain was not, like, almost a nine hour flight.
Nah, so, yeah. I think there's like a headwind. Cause at least flying from Africa back is longer, but it's like a headwind that causes the flight to be shorter. Damn, that's crazy. Yeah, it's smoother, the only thing is that, like, the tickets be mad expensive, so normally whenever like, like whenever my parents used to fly me when I was a kid, like I wasn't like looking at these much, obviously I was a little nigga.
But like the flights be like, over a band, per person. You got that bro. No, I know I got like , but like, he's like, I got that now. Even though he hasn't paid rent. Oh my gosh. Yeah. But we not gonna talk about that right now. . Yeah. But nah, that's the point. Hopefully for 2024, but we'll see if I can finagle it.
Yeah. 2024 with everything. Well, we, we in Capo Verde, we in Japan, we in Greece, so yeah, the Muus. Yeah. The me, nah, ho ho. Hopefully though like 20, 24, we hopefully like trying to visit some Asian countries though. Why you trying to visit some Asian countries, bro. You trying to bring back you back a wife, some shit like that.
Of course. There's plenty of, there's plenty of passport. Good girls over here, bro. Hell nah bro. In America, . You don't wanna no medicas? No what bro? These bitches out hate that. He reserving birkins for nothing bro. Birkins, first of all. No, no, no, no, you cannot, you cannot afford a Birkin for your mother, nigga.
You're not buying no girl a Birkin. Yeah, I understand that. Bro, alright, alright. First of all, what girl you talking to that say, I need a Birkin, bro? Like, where you at? Alright. No girl has ever said that, but the first That's probably because you can't talk to girls, bro. Shut the fuck up. The third Tinder date that I went to in Cali This bitch, right?
So, I'll call her, I'll call her a bitch cause she pissed me off after this. So, we go to like this Italian spot, right? Like, not really too crazy, order some wine. Who's your first date? Not my third tenor date, like out here. Like, like outside of like previous. Okay. I'm saying like, is it your first date with this specific girl?
Oh yeah. Yeah. You took it to an Italian restaurant. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah. Well you said the stand is way too high, bro. What you mean? I mean there's, there's some, there's some girls that are, there's some girls that will be like, yo, okay, I'll come to the crib on the first link and there's some girls, but now you gotta tape me out, bring me flowers.
And unfortunately he got the, he got the latter option. That's how . , nah. Alright, so we, we like order some shit, like nothing really too crazy like. She ordered like, I think she ordered like some like seafood shit, and I ordered like, some like chicken alfredo, like not really too crazy. Yeah, you were alfredo warrior, bro?
Of course, 100%. Jesus Christ. Nah. But, so then, time come the bill, and Shorty's like, so we already eat. And she's about to order something else. I'm like, damn, like, you hungry still? You did not say that. You did not say that. I'm willing to bet all the bread in my wallet you did not say that to her. 100%. You said, you said, damn, bitch, you hungry?
Maybe not bitch. You said, damn, you hungry? I was like, I was like, yo, you so hungry? She was like. That's what I said. I didn't say like, bitch, you hungry. Obviously, that'd be foul, right? But I was like, Nah, knowing me, I would've said in the joker, man. I'd be like, damn, you hungry, huh? Yeah. So, and she was like, Nah, this for my son.
And I was like, Oh, alright. Cause one, she never put that in her bio. Nothing, right? So, I was like, Wait, that didn't come up in like the conversation. Cause if y'all was eating, Bro, you don't ask a girl if she got kids. That shit was not in her bio. So, that was not like my first thing, right? Wait, how old was Shorty?
23 Damn. Yeah. Crazy. That's not really common nowadays. So, I definitely would be asking that. Nah, right? So, I never asked her that. And she's like, yeah, this is for my son, right? And I was like, alright, where are we selling, right? And I was like, yo, like, you want some dessert or nothing, right? And she was like, yeah, I'll get some dessert.
So, we ended up getting like some gelato. And after that, the bill come. And she got like her food and everything, right? And at this point, right, Short, I'm ready to pay for this shit except for the shit for her son. And shorty was like, nah, you gonna pay for this. You so adamant. Why? Why the son, bro, if anything , you should pay for that instead of her food.
That way when you pull up to her crib, you eat all that nigga snacks. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? It's a win that not you, you the vision bro. That is not my son. That's not my legit, that's not my seed. Gotta peep You gotta peep the game, bro. Okay, so in actuality, how much was the shit for her son in addition to the bill?
Do you remember? It was probably like an extra like 15, 17. Like I'm eating all the pudding cups, drinking all the Capri Suns, bro. You buggin eating all the cookies in their crib. Nah, but no, Bush's are like, this shit was kinda like already expensive though. Cause we ordered like wine, like dessert, like appetizers, like all that shit.
How much was the bill? Probably like one 50. One 50. She, yeah. So that's why I was like, for the first date I was like, nah, this is, this is kind of crazy. Nah, but $50 in comparison to one 50 is nothing. You should, you should just pay for the pay for it. Nah, bro. Off principle. I was not gonna pay for that. Now that you tell her pay for her half, including her son.
Or no, I was cool with paying her like her. Yeah, but you can't just be like I'm not feeding. I'm feeding you. I'm not feeding your fucking son. I don't know. That's just a hundred percent It's a baby daddy who's paying who's probably paying a child support But you don't know that like bro, because she hit the kids so you don't know what the fuck is happening What
do you mean this girl you met her on what like tinder Yes. Mistake number one. Yeah. Yeah. So then I was like, well, you took a girl from 10 to 150 a day as your first date is crazy. Embarrassing. No, she was bad. So I was like, I don't know. So you were saying, I would come on. What do we say? We say we're eight and above to get what they want.
Now seven, seven and up to get what they want. So I was like, nah, like I'm not finna like pay for that. And she was like, Why not? I was like, cause like, I was paying for like, you on the date, but if you're trying to get your son some shit, I'm like, I'm not paying for that. Oh, you a dickhead. Nah, nah, I wanna see where this goes, I wanna see where this goes.
So then, she was like, so you really not finna pay for my son? I was like, nah, cause I don't, like one, that's not my son. I don't know your son. This is like our first time like meeting outside of text. Like I don't really know you like I'm saying this old diva to order that shit. But is you can't you die?
There's no way you thought that what you said was not like kind of fucked up, bro Bro, 100 percent I don't think what I suppose. Okay. Okay. Did you come to that day with the idea of paying the whole bill? 100 percent yes Okay, what if what if she didn't have a son that she would say? Yeah, I'm a little bit hungry She don't want the extra 15 Then I would have paid for it, because that was for her.
Oh, that's not cool. But then she was like, nah, I'm finna get my son some food. I don't know your son, that's not my son. But you don't know her either, but you took her to an Italian restaurant. Yeah, because I was interested in trying to one, smash, or two, like. Of course, of course. No. So you, you got to, I, I'm assuming the chemistry wasn't there.
You got to the end of the date and you was like, damn, I'm not cracking and I'm paying for her son, bro. No. Like, like, no, like, honestly, like, she was like pretty cool, right? Like she, she was also, she was also from the Northeast, like she was from, she was from Vermont. Mm-Hmm. . So I was like, she's not like, so like we had a lot in common.
So I don't, I didn't mind it. So I was like, so what was the issue with little, that she had a son? Yeah, I don't like one dish was like one like that was not advertising day. And I was like, like me personally, like I wouldn't want to date a shorty that already has a kid. Why not? You, you be buying used shoes, bro.
Yeah, I like shoes. Yeah, you were sneaking. You don't like kids. You don't want kids one day. I would like his, but I would like my kids. Well, you don't have to be the stepfather. You can be the father. That stepdad. Alright. One. I would never do that because one, if I'm in a relationship with a girl, I'm one gonna be expected to one, provide for this kid.
Two, the baby daddy is still gonna be in the picture all. So back back to the providing part, it's not really like that you're expected to provide it is more like that you'll be willing to provide No, I think there's a differe difference that bro, a hundred percent I think you'd be expected to provide.
There's no way you're in a serious relationship with a girl. Nah, that's not true. If a girl has a kid. Oh, but there's no way she's hinging on this date she's going on to be the future of her kid. No, I'm not saying like at the, at that time. If you get, okay, if you get, if you get married to her, maybe then she'll expect like Yeah, maybe that's a different story, bro.
But like Yeah, but I'm saying like at the end of the day, if you, if the shit does get serious with you, you're investing your time in that kid. And if shit doesn't work out at the end of the day, all the time that you invested in that kid is just gone because that's not, one, that's not your kid. You don't have any ownership or right to parenting or any of that.
Yeah, but that's, but that's a gamble that you take though on whatever short it is that you're doing. I feel like that's pretty deep into the relationship. I'm not finna take that gamble. That's not a gamble. You're gonna be a stepfather. So you're completely opposed to it. You meet a girl, she's mad cool.
She, everything you ever dreamed of, but she got a kid. You're not doing that. Crazy, bro. Nah, you, I'm not, I'm not saying I'm like jumping, I'm like jumping to do that. But I would, I I'm not opposed, I'm not a hundred percent opposed to being a stepfather. Yeah. I depends, I dunno if it's because I'm young.
'cause at 21 I feel that I wouldn't, like me personally, I wouldn't. Oh, but at 30 you, you would, you would like older. Like if I'm older, then like, yes. I feel maybe that might be like an option at 21. If her kid is a dickhead bro, I, I don't care. I'm not fucking with her. But also the older you date, like the more expensive the kid's gonna be.
'cause you, if you're 30. I would hope you're dating a woman like within like what five years of your fucking age range, right? So you're doing that the kids probably instead of be how was this kid? I'm guessing like one or two three years old something like that No, I took just like some shit out of the italian restaurant.
That has to be like three or four. I mean Three or four. I mean, yeah, I guess for sure so Fast forward like six seven years later. That kid is 11 going to middle school and shit like that Like you're gonna be expected to provide a lot more and a lot more emotional support, a lot and a lot more time. It's actually more conscious at that time.
I probably won't have a way better paying job. I'll have way more like you paid one 50 for a day, broke $15 was not gonna kill you. , . That shit was not hurting your pockets that day. Oh, actually, I don't even think it got to the end. How did, so how did this date end you? You, you got into that little scuffle about how you not paying for short's kid.
Right. So, I, I did get into that, so I was like, I, like, one, I don't think I should pay for this because of X reasons. And she was like, yeah, well, like, you were the one who invited me to the date. I was like, yeah, I invited you, like, not your son. Like, if you, like, you feel, you feel me? And then after that, like, like, we, we, like, talked about it.
Like, we didn't, like, argue. It wasn't, like, arguing at the table. It was like, yeah, like, I think this is, like, kind of ridiculous. Like, we was both calm. And then, like, she told me, she was like, yeah, well, like, You invite me to a date and like, regardless, like if I was to order this, like y'all said, right, she's like, if this is like some like extra thing in the meal, like you would pay for it, right?
And I was like, yeah, like if you ordered an extra drink or an extra appetizer, like I wouldn't really care. But she was like, and she was like, yeah, but I think that's kind of flawed because if I did that and we didn't tell you the reason you would have paid for it. And I was like, yeah, cause I would assume that it was for this date.
So then you a grammy ass nigga, bro, I'm sorry. Okay, but he's he definitely still paid for it though. Yeah, I did but So I paid for it right but then like I thought we just didn't talk Cuz
it would be it would be a different thing if you like still know what you were saying, but then you like I'm not gonna say you owe you a fucking foul, I think, but you still caved in and fucking paid for the meal anyway. Like, even after some convincing, like, you should have just held up your end and be like, Yo, I don't care, I'm not paying for this.
Yeah, so And that definitely rubs her the wrong way. Yeah, because, all right, once she refused, all right, once she was like, Yeah, I'm not gonna pay for that because I'm on a date. And my thing is, I'm not just gonna just keep this restaurant just fucking holding up, Be like, yo, like, we're having a disagreement with payment, Because I feel like that's just hella, like, that's just, like, hella, like, ratchet.
Nah. So I was like, whatever, bro. Like I'll just fucking pay for it. 'cause it was like an extra, like $20 on top of the bill. Nah, for real. She's, she's definitely grimy for ordering that shit for her son while she's on a date. But it wasn't, it wasn't worth the argument. Yeah, that, that's like on a date. I feel like that's ridiculous.
Honestly. Honestly, at that point, after we leave there, you can just go to Walmart or you can go to wherever. Can I get some Mickey D's you'd be I get him a temp you go to Walmart get him Mickey D's you hate yourself Oh, she's gonna want get him a meal cook that nigga meal. He'd be I anyway anyway anyway You could, you fucked, you really fucked up because you could have pivoted.
You could have been like, all right, so you pay for the meal. You laugh, you laugh about the situation, right? You could have been like, all right, so let me see a little thing I'm paying for. Then you go to her crib, you introduce yourself and you, you, you maybe act, or maybe you find out her situation even more.
In her crib, you get to know her better. Maybe get a second date because right now you just pay 150 to feed her kid and her, and then never talk to her again. Who's really winning here? She won a hundred percent, but, but as you closed yourself off of the opportunity of getting like a little bit more, she, in my opinion, she wasn't bad enough to warrant that.
There's only wow. Like, like, am I wrong for that? I would not have handled the way you ended. That's all I'll say. You know, I would not. It's not a situation that's right or wrong. She shouldn't have came to a date thinking of, oh, I'mma pay. I'mma get this nigga to pay for my son's meal tonight. But, I don't think, Especially Out The Blue is crazy.
Yeah, because once I invited her, that's probably what was on her mind. Like, I'mma try to finesse this nigga. That's what I thought about it. But you never know, like, you can't be thinking of the worst and it's like, nah, you know what it was? It was probably the wine. It was like, She heard that shit, then the fuck it.
What was she doing? Drinking some apothecary or something like that? Well, it was like, It was like some widow. That was like some, uh, Chardonnay. It was like white wine. Yeah, this man. This man was already in the mood. Like, so we trying to fuck after or what? She going to make me pay for her son, eh? I don't want to get that in the pussy.
I don't want that in the pussy. I don't know. I think if I was in that situation, bro, I would be like, I would be like, hey, like, like, I don't mind paying for your son, but it's just like fucked up that you brought it up like this late minute. Like, why out of the blue like this? And I would be like, like, I still think you're cool.
Whatever, like. If I was really feeling her, I'd ask her for another date or like But take it into steps like at least adjust the problem right then and there like hey, you're wrong cuz you did this but like I'm still open to Whatever. Alright, so you think cuz Shorty's son was three. You think a three year old gonna need some Italian restaurant ass meal?
I think he needs food. I think he needs food. Yeah. Yeah, he needs food. Yeah You're gonna, you're gonna like grip that shit, right? Throw that shit around the room a little bit. Like, eat it and have a good time. Like, you're pretty big, pause. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you think you've been eating since you was a kid, bro.
Like, you think your parents fed you, like, fucking Gerber applesauce? She's not a dog, bro. She don't come home with some dry food in the bowl. They go to sleep. I never said that, but I'm saying, like, if you have a kid, right, then, like, You should have them inside where you're budgeting, like, your finances in order to feed your kid outside of some nigga that you just met on Tinder.
Yeah, you was in her budget. Or, what could have happened was, that she probably had him with a babysitter or something, and they were like, Hey, we don't have food here, are you almost done? And she's like, okay, like, I'mma just order something here, and then she probably thought, like, oh. Like he would have mind pain for this.
I don't think she probably went into the tension Well, that's just me like that was advocates type of thing. You know what I'm saying? Like you'd never know like shit shit. It was a l act. It was a l response. Yeah, I almost yeah I guess I get you call it l response, but if y'all listen and learn from this situation, all right Ask ask if they have children 23 year old Yeah, it's rare nowadays I Say I'm pretty sure we've all had our scares
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